I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize
