Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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