You made me cry and you don't even care
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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