so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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