Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I can text with my tongue
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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