It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize