The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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