You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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