You're earring is so big in my mouth
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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