MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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