if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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