i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
we're so committed to being not committed
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