..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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