i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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