Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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