So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
