also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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