i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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