Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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