Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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