Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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