North Korea, Best Korea!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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