Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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