I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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