all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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