i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
