The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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