I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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