SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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