What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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