THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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