but the lizard people decide everything anyway
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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