Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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