just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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