Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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