ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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