So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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