I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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