Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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