oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize