Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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