You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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