How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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