i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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