Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sorry about my life...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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