How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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