tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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