Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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