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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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• (631): View more from New York

  there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby

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  it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.

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• (516): View more from New York

  We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?

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  And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.

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