so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Randomize
