hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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