Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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