my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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