I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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