the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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